Gettin' In & Gettin' Out

Pat and Michael met in the town the other day ... and Mick was carryin' a huge great door.
'What would you be having here?' asked Pat.
'"Tis my front door,' said Mick.
'Why are you carrying it?' asked Pat.
'Will, it was loike this,' said Mick. 'I found the lock in my door had jammed, so I brought the door with me so nobody would be breakin' in.'
Pat grinned. 'Well, Mick, since no-one can open your door, how will it be for yer to be getting in at home tonight after work?'
'It'll be foine,' said Mick cheerfully. 'I'll be gettin' in all right, for I left a window open!'